Hyper-exaggerated, grotesque caricature of Erling Haaland, instantly recognizable by his towering frame, fierce blond mane, and aggressive goal-scoring stance. His body is a grotesque fusion of human, bear, and Viking — massive bear paws instead of feet, a thick fur coat covering his torso, and a horned helmet made of actual horns. His face is contorted in a roar that shakes the stadium, and his arms are so long they drag on the ground. He holds the goalpost in one hand as if it were a toothpick, and the ball at his feet is smoking from the sheer power of his shot. The net is torn to shreds behind him, and in the distance, a Viking longship sails through the air. The background is a Norwegian fjord with lightning bolts and aurora borealis. Rough, feral, majestic, hyper-detailed, grotesque, 9:16 vertical. No text.
