Parody of a furniture instruction page in the recognizable style of IKEA manuals, meme poster format with one large scene: black and white drawing with a confident thin black line on white paper, no color, no fills, no shadows. TOP LEFT: huge bold black word SUPPORT in a blocky geometric font, no quotes or surrounding symbols. TOP RIGHT: parts panel - rounded rectangle, inside icons in a row with quantity under each: sheet of paper with a drawn sad robot - 71x, stick figure skeleton - 1x, spider web - 3x. CENTER AND BOTTOM OF THE PAGE - one large scene, STRICTLY SIDE VIEW, like a cross-section of a room blueprint. In the middle of the scene is a vertical wall, shown in cross-section - a thick vertical stripe with hatching on the cut. LEFT HALF (in front of the wall): in the wall is a window, closed by a lowered shutter, on the shutter is a sign CLOSED, under the window is a narrow slot for papers, above the window is a sign YOUR INQUIRY IS VERY IMPORTANT; a queue stands at the slot: the first is a stick figure skeleton, still clutching a sheet with a sad robot in its bony hand, spider web between the skull and the wall; behind it are four living stick figures with simple patient faces, each with the exact same sheet; the last one is looking at their wristwatch. RIGHT HALF (behind the wall, hidden from the queue): immediately behind the slot is an office paper shredder - the sheet lowered into the slot falls from the slot via a dashed arrow directly into its opening; thin strips of paper spill down from under the shredder into a large trash bin, filled to the brim with strips; on the side of the trash bin is a large inscription USER INQUIRIES. Characters with simple faces and emotions, as in classic meme instructions. Text on the image - only: SUPPORT, CLOSED, YOUR INQUIRY IS VERY IMPORTANT, USER INQUIRIES, 71x, 1x, 3x. No other inscriptions or logos. Black humor through serious technical presentation.
